Lost and Found

As a service to MC, MathSoc keeps a lost and found. Here is a list of some of the items that have been lost:

• Computer keyboard: Did someone come in for lunch at the C&D and then just leave their keyboard behind when they got up? Who does not realize that they dropped their keyboard as they are walking through the halls?
• Plaster head: Who lost their head? Alright this one is mine. I just have been too lazy to take it home. But even still what kind of person loses their plaster head?
• Several sets of car keys: Unfortunately, many people lose their car keys occasionally. Then they end up in MathSoc. I think its safe to assume that they found some other way home even without their keys.
• A day planner: The last entry was on Nov. 14 (Just after remembrance day). Perhaps they gained the skill to remember and hence no longer need the planner. Perhaps, their days are not planned anymore. Boo hoo.
• ECON 372 notes: Okay I guess you just don't need notes for ECON 372.
• Thermos: I do not dare open this. Contents unknown.
• Non-Functional Watch: Lost is the wrong word, I suggest 'thrown out.'
• Many pairs of glasses: I hope people did not seriously need their glasses and are now partially blind walking around MC looking for their glasses. Now that I think of it, you'd probably want to be partially blind walking around MC. Too many things you don't want to see.

Dave Nicholson