Are you working in the U.S.? Are you being scrutinized by your so-called "friends"? Did someone threaten you because you decided to "cross the floor"? Are your kids in trouble because they are under 21 and bought liquor? Are you frequented by "visitors" on a regular basis? Are you tired of Rick Mercer making fun of your friend's intelligence? If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then you should consider moving to somewhere else, such as Canada. Here at S.C. Reamer Moving Agency, we specializes at getting people out of the U.S.
There are many advantages of moving into Canada. You can be very popular (or poo-poo-lar) even if you are said to be loud, bumbling, and inarticulate. If you are a leader, you actually get to set your own timeline and there is no limit on the number of terms you can stay as leader (well, almost). The military actually gets praises when it heads a mission. You may be criticized by your peers if you switch parties in the middle of the night, but they will forget all about it by the end of the week.
If you have children, then Canada is definitely a great place to be. First of all, you don't need to worry if your kids go to school with a dollar's worth of pennies. There are also many places where one can learn about the incorrect ways of negotiating and how to avoid those pitfalls. If your children are 19 or 20, then you should think about coming to Canada because there is no way they can get in trouble for the purchase of alcohol.
If you come to work and live in Canada, you get to enjoy many things that we Canadians often take for granted, and I don't mean the usual health-care, education, blah, blah, blah. By that I mean the coffee from Tim Horton's, the efficiency in tallying votes, hockey broadcast that doesn't require flashy display, Marg Delahunte, and many more. (All right. We have to pay for some of the above items here, but only a small portion of Americans get to enjoy the above items without paying a truckload of pennies.)
If you feel that Canada's taxes are too high, there is no need to panic. S.C. Reamer Moving Agency can also arrange to emigrate you to the Cayman Islands, Polynesia, or any island of your choice, even Pilau Tiga (the island where the original Survivor was held). If you are not willing to do the paperwork yourself, fear not. Employees of S.C. Reamer Moving Agency work very hard to ensure that nothing goes awry. You name the destination, we will get you there in no time.
For inquiries, please contact any of our moving consultants by phone, by e-mail, or by person, as soon as you can find your way here. We will be happy to answer all your questions.
(Note: As of this writing, we have not received permission to send people to the American side of the international space station due to stalled negotiations with NASA. However, we are now allowed to send people to the Russian sector of the station. So if you are interested, give us a call.)
CEO, S.C. Reamer Moving Agency