Miscellaneous Lunacy: Down By MC

(To the tune of Down by the Bay)

Chorus:
Down by MC, Where the Pink Tie dwells,
Come to the Comfy, Where it really smells.
And if you do, Your friends will say:

For those of you who don't know this song, Anton, you follow each verse with "Down by MC."

Did you ever see a tomcat writing the Fermat
Did you ever see a platypus doing some calculus
Did you ever see a crab sweating up the lab
Did you ever see a fruit fly wearing a pink tie
Did you ever see a hyena doing some algebra
Did you ever see a primate looking to derivate
Did you ever see an impala coding in java
Did you ever see a crustacean proving factorization
Did you ever see a fawn working with ε
Did you ever see a walleye solving for π
Did you ever see a hog multiplying logs
Did you ever see a bee with a GCD
Did you ever see a turkey learning base e
Did you ever see a newt squaring the root
Did you ever see a giraffe sketching a graph
Did you ever see a crocodile going to compile
Did you ever see a marsupial simplifying a trinomial
Did you ever see a wallaby exclaiming QED
Did you ever see a porcupine hitting F9
Did you ever see a ram drawing a diagram
Did you ever see an alligator with a calculator
Did you ever see a gorilla working with δ
Did you ever see a squid extending Euclid
Did you ever see an albatross running DOS
Did you ever see a walrus writing a virus
Did you ever see an ape buying duct tape
Did you ever see a bug trying to debug
Did you ever see a virus doing Pythagoras
Did you ever see a phoenix using UNIX
Did you ever see a feline switching signs
Did you ever see a deer drinking beer
Did you ever see a lamb trying to cram
Did you ever see a panda defining λ
Did you ever see a llama using a lemma
Did you ever see an antelope finding slope
Did you ever see a crane graphing a plane
Did you ever see a pigeon doing division
Did you ever see a lioness using Mac OS
Did you ever see a flea with a Math Degree
Did you ever see a hippopotamus writing the modulus
Did you ever see an eagle measuring an angle
Did you ever see an ant inverting the secant
Did you ever see a mouse studying Gauss
Did you ever see a peacock walking into MathSoc
Did you ever see a sable writing a truth table
Did you ever see some roaches saying "as h approaches ..."
Did you ever see a gnat configuring NAT
Did you ever see a mule using a slide rule
Did you ever see a tic doing arithmetic
Did you ever see a otter running a plotter
Did you ever see a snake make a mistake
Did you ever see a rhinoceros determining the locus
Did you ever see a whale drinking some ale
Did you ever see a goose about to row reduce

This lunacy was brought to you by:
Tracy Chou, Lily Leung, Kenneth Tse, Kenneth Ho,
Leander Quiring, and a sixth person.
Compiled by the Biohazardous Penguin