In this issue:

• Front Page

Information

• mastHEAD
• ISSN 0705--0410
• lookAHEAD
• A new Bachelor of Computer Science degree?
• Raptors presented by SciSoc

MathSoc Space

• Prez Sez
• Who Wants to win a DVD Player?
• Movie Night
• VPAS Sez

Opinions and Comments

• |310 l33t
• My Preppy Life in 50 Words or Less
• When They Ban Love, Only An Outlaw Will Make It!
• One Man Road Trip
• The Biggest Burger I Have Ever Seen
• Proof of the Week
• The Frosh Cornered
• Drowning
• In Laymond's Terms
• Hi Everybody
• Frosh Week Pictures
• Krease Crumpled
• 3V1l L33t
• The Cross is Red For Love, Not Blood, and the Flag is White For Peace, Not Fear
• Have You Got A Name For It?
• Turkey Phat
• I Can't Stand V1 Caf Food
• Where To Have Sex

Humour

• profQUOTES
• FILLER
• Why Smurfs Wear Hats
• Blue Pants Deemed Obscene
• Traction/Re-traction: Braggy Smurf.
• Brainy Smurf all Talk
• Did You Know?
• Miscellaneous Lunacy: Down By MC
• What the Smurf Village was Really Like
• A Smurfalicious Transmission From the Funkasmurfic Land
• Harris Resigns
• Research into Heights came tumbling down
• CKMSmurf Top 10
• Coming soon to a theatre near you
• 3 Killed, 4 Injured in Exploding Gift Incident
• La La Lala Lala
• Smurfs has Low Alcohol Tolerance: Report
• Papa Smurf Implicated in Smurfing of Mama Smurf
• Theme to Survivor ? the MC Domain
• Things you get asked when you take off your clothes for money
• News that passed us by
• Results from 'oed smurf'
• How to get Pied!
• The Odd Couple(s)
• Rumble Puppy meets the Tremor Pussy
• A Three Shag Tour
• Where are my pants?
• Smurfessor, what time is it?
• Smurf l337
• Smurfoholics Anonymous
• Smurfputing
• The Diary of Azrael Cat
• Sexy: Area Smurf
• Smurf Wars
• Smurfysics
• Smurfvivor ? Weekly Recap
• Top 10 Things to be when I grow up
• Top 10 ways to write an article for mathNEWS
• ultraCLASSIFIEDs
• How to be Popular

Games and Puzzles

• l33t P011
• mathNEWS Face/Off of the Week
• gridCOMMENTS
• Cryptic Grid Clues
• Solution to Issue 2's GridWord
• mathNEWSquiz #3
• Ancient History
• Time Survey Response