mathNEWSquiz #3

Smurfing our way to mediocracy

Hi everybody! Happy Smurfing! Bonus marks to whoever gives me a good definition of the world "smurfing." It has to make me laugh. Make me laugh damn you! DANCE FOR ME, HAHAHAHA! Anyhow, here are the answers to last issue:
Lyrics 1. Garbage, The World Is Not Enough, 2. Sheryl Crow, Tomorrow Never Dies, 3. Tina Turner, Goldeneye, 4. Gladys Knight, Licence to Kill, 5. A-Ha, The Living Daylights, Scunt 1. 4^th 2. Goonies 3. Julie 4. Squirrel 5. Marsha Cunnigham and Esther Small Bill & Ted's Stuff 1. 1-323-459-4303 2. Area around downtown LA 3. Seventh Seal 4. The Arena 5. Bill and Ted go to Hell

We had 3 submissions. We like submissions. We would like more then three submissions next time. So, the scores were: Kev (5), Greg "Hologrami" Taylor (6) and our winner, Snuggles (18). Snuggles, you know what to do — get your prize from the MathSoc office.

Lyrics
Point for Artist, Point for Title
Another Point for the Theme

1. Don't be smart, be a beginner
   Don't be wrong, even when it's right
   Ordinary people it's okay, we're not watching anyway
   It's okay
2. Marriage is an old and tired religion
   And I love all the traditional things
   Domestic bliss and all that shit
   Confusion is a definite direction
3. Can't take your car to heaven
   Can't take God for a drive
   Unbeing dead, isn't being alive
   What's wrong with the air?
4. And I never knew before
   But I feel like a child in a cold, cold war
   So strong, so tough
   Sitting in suburbia waiting for the wind-up
   And I don't want to dance,
   I just want to jump from your prison of circumstance
   Why am I thinking of
   You and me and a labour of love?
5. I don't want to play this game no more
   If this isn't love I'm fighting for
   And if it was, then why would you let me feel
   So less than zero

Smurfs

1. When and where did the Smurfs first appear?
2. Who is the Smurfs' creator?
3. How can you enter the land of the Smurfs?
4. How tall is a Smurf?
5. Who created Smurfette to stir up trouble in the village?

Fall Events

1. When is Homecoming Weekend?
2. What is special about October 27^th, 2001?
3. When and where is the Vanier Cup?
4. When is the American Thanksgiving?
5. When is MathSoc's Annual Charity Ball?

Well, good luck with this week's Squiz. Drop your answers in the BLACK BOX or email them to mathNEWS (mathnews@student.math.uwaterloo.ca).

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