I had a very important midterm one day, so when I got up that morning, I was pretty nervous. My boyfriend knocked on my door to see if I was awake, and asked me if I wanted any breakfast brought up from the cafeteria. I told him I was too nervous to eat, so I'll have a cup of java. He disappeared and came back five minutes later, with a rose and a coffee mug with a piece of paper with hand written JAVA code wishing me good luck. I don't know if I should slap him to reality or hug him to death. Either way, it was pretty sweet.
Joey, 1A CS
GRADE: C++ Sweet, but lacks originality. Where's the COBOL?
When this guy asked me to the Charity Ball, I had to flat out say no because I had a huge CS assignment due to the next day. Next thing I knew, that guy stays over until 3 am in the morning, finishing my assignment in my room while I slept. Not only did I get to go to the Charity Ball, but we never got caught cheating on our assignment. Best of all, I got an A!
Kitty, 2A CS
GRADE: A Keep him for your CS 354 classes.
So my boyfriend and I were working in the lab the other day and his friend walks in. They start talking and his friend made a wisecrack about me staying in bed all day and making a living. Instead of defending me, my boyfriend started laughing wildly and AGREED with him. I got so mad I got up to twist his nipples and slapped his rude mouth.
Winky, 2B Operations Research
GRADE: F You both deserve a good beating. Don't just twist his nipples, twisting below the belt hurts more
This guy I had a crush on asked me out on a date, so I was naturally excited. He couldn't decide where to take me, so I suggested we work out at the PAC. When we got there, he looked really nervous for some odd reason. It turns out that he's never worked out before (he's in CS), so I totally showed him up. In the end, I found him inside the First Aid room and I left with a Applied Math grad student!
Mel, 3B Accounting
GRADE: A- Leave your dirty towels and incompetent guys at the door, and pick up a hunk on your way out. BONUS!
This guy has been really persistent in trying to hook up with me since Frosh Week. He kept following me everywhere, buying me lunch, and stuff like that. I really wasn't all that interested, but I was flattered nonetheless. One day, he got wind that my birthday was approaching, and he asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told him I'd be his if he gave me an army of monkeys for my big day. On my birthday, he was mysteriously missing until nighttime when he pulled a U-HAUL into the driveway and released 34 monkeys he stole from the Toronto Zoo the night before. Needless to say, I'm with him now, and I couldn't be happier.
Brenda, 3N ActSci/Economics
GRADE: B- Stealing monkeys from your local zoo is illegal, in any continent, but it makes typing your ENGL 109M assignments so much more easier.
My boyfriend and I have been spending a lot of time apart these days since we had to study for midterms. Last week, I asked him over to help me with my C&O homework, a ruse for him to spend some quality time with me. He came over, and we did get some work done, but for most of the time, I just sat there staring and talking with him. In the end, I failed my assignment, which I could've gotten perfect if I HADN'T asked him over.
Jen, 3A C&O
GRADE: C Falling in love all over again isn't an excuse to fail your assignment, but at least you got a good conversation going.