Eau du Scent

Since the Christmas season is almost upon us, now's the time to start dropping hints about what you'd like as a present. Of course, one thing that's always on MY list is a nice, sexy, practical perfume. I've compiled a short list of the top three perfumes that are appropriate for wearing around the Math building.

• Comfi
  This simple, old-fashioned stand-by has been smelt around MC for countless millennia. An unforgettable, slightly pungent and mushroomy smell is the trademark of this perfume. One nice thing about this particular brand is its inexpensiveness. However, if you're looking to stand out from the crowd, this is a bad choice. The product's tag line says it all: "Worn by many, smelt by all."
• Accidente au Realtime(ei)
  This fragrance is hard to find and sometimes even harder to apply. Materials are imported from distant, exotic lands such as Farah Foods and Italy (well, Gino's). However, this rare scent is not exported beyond the factory, so actually getting a hold of a bottle is difficult. One could hang around outside the doors, hoping to get a sniff of the hideously glorious perfume that is Accidente.
• Cee~S~Cee
  This is a controversial perfume. With an odour similar to that of a grill-impacted skunk, the vapours of this perfume are so strong you can feel them tickle the back of your throat when near someone wearing it. Many who wear Cee~S~Cee are shunned by the general public but are embraced by others who wear it.

GMT