Eau du Scent
Since the Christmas season is almost upon us, now's the time to start
dropping hints about what you'd like as a present. Of course, one thing
that's always on MY list is a nice, sexy, practical perfume. I've
compiled a short list of the top three perfumes that are appropriate for
wearing around the Math building.
This simple, old-fashioned stand-by has been smelt around MC for countless
millennia. An unforgettable, slightly pungent and mushroomy smell is the
trademark of this perfume. One nice thing about this particular brand is
its inexpensiveness. However, if you're looking to stand out from the
crowd, this is a bad choice. The product's tag line says it all: "Worn by
many, smelt by all."
Accidente au Realtime(ei)
This fragrance is hard to find and sometimes even harder to apply.
Materials are imported from distant, exotic lands such as Farah
Foods and Italy (well, Gino's).
However, this rare scent is not exported beyond the
factory, so actually getting a hold of a bottle is difficult.
One could hang
around outside the doors, hoping to get a sniff of the hideously glorious
perfume that is Accidente.
This is a controversial perfume. With an odour similar to that of a
grill-impacted skunk, the vapours of this perfume are so strong you can
feel them tickle the back of your throat when near someone wearing it. Many who wear Cee~S~Cee are shunned by the general public but are embraced by others who wear it.