Y_m Weekly Celebrity Tips!

This week's guest beauty queen is everyone's favourite 21-year-old virgin, Jessica Simpson! Today she's sharing with us her best tricks for keeping her innocence intact. In today's tight competition for the tweenage diva crown it takes more than just talent, it takes a big dose of purity! Here are Jessica's inside secrets:

• Stay at home, preferably with your pet pitbull
• Eat 3 servings of spicy Italian sausage a day
• Buy good clothing, leaving you with no money to spend on makeup
• Only hang out with your friends Bruce and Antoinne from the dance troupe
• Cultivate the rumour you got those STDs from a public toilet in Mississauga
• Virgin insert virgin into every virgin sentence ... virgin
• Become a pop singer where boys will kill each other before they can get to you