The Worst Math Pickup Lines

• "Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"
• "Is that a Lemma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
• "My hard drive has huge storage capacity and is fully operational."
• "I'm in CS."
• "I may be a softie but I know how to work a hard drive."
• "Nice equation, wanna fuck?"
• "Watch my fractal increase exponentially."
• "Let's make a composite function."
• "My natural log is massive."
• "I'll show what the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus was really for, and I won't need 2 parts."
• "My pole is ready for a conversion to standard form."
• "My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum." [I'd recommend talking about your supremum here — TaxiEd]
• "I don't need JBuilder to construct a big program."
• "My hard drive doesn't have an off switch."

WARNING: Severe injury will result when the preceding are attempted.

Adam Felix