On days where exploding bunnies aren't enough. There now exists a way to get your applications and your PR0N
Lesbian GNU/Linux, the lolita has landed, has proudly released version 2.2r4 with porn-get 0.4.0, so any system administrator an easily upgrade there applications with Debians apt (This APT has Super Cow Powers.) [ apt-get update; apt-get dist-upgrade ] and upgrade the porn for all the users on a heavy system with porn-get [ porn-get share boobies ].
Lesbian GNU/Linux already has many configuration choices for porn-get. There is the newbie option which limits the sysadmin to only 1000 packages. The real man's Lesbian GNU/Linux which offers over 8000 packages and finally the fiend's Lesbian GNU/Linux with over 28000 packages ready for your consumption.
For those of you who aren't ready to run GNU/Linux there is a demo available from Lesbian GNU/Linux's website. [ see bottom ]
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