Dial F?

After seeing all those posters, shirts, and stuff, I was curious about FASS. Having some questions I wanted to ask them, I decided I would try dialing F, for FASS ... So I went to one of the free on-campus phones, dialed F (3), and waited ... and waited ... and waited ... and after about 10 or 15 hours I decided that I had been duped ... or that maybe it wasn't an on-campus extension. So I went to a pay phone, stuck in my twenty five cents, and dialed 3 again. This time I got a response. Bell Canada told me something about entering a valid phone number. I guess the FASS people have the wrong number. By the time I found someone who was part of FASS, I realized I had forgotten all my questions so it didn't matter anymore, anyway. But to all you FASS people out there, remember that without the faculty, you are just a bunch of ASS.

Pi