Infinite Ways to Kill an Easter Bunny

• Hanging: Hanging is the simplest way to kill an Easter Bunny. A hanging is a great public event as well.
• Digestion: Simply eating Easter Bunnies is a tasty and adventurous way to killing an easter bunny, but beware of the bunnies with big teeth.
• Quartering: Bunnies actually aren't very good to quarter; it's best to pull them into 8 pieces {ear, ear, head, body, leg, leg, leg, leg}.
• Firing: Easter Bunnies have an average firing distance of 888 cm when thrown from the roof of MacKing Village. Remember to fire the bunny towards Village One, so that the splatter gets all over the pavement and any cars currently stopped outside Village One.
• Rabbit's Foot: This method has two incarnations. One is to beat the bunny with a rabbits foot until it gets lucky. The second is to sell the bunny's foot as a rabbit's foot, but don't detach the bunny from the foot.
• Trent: Allowing/forcing an Easter Bunny to go to Trent is by far the slowest and cruelest form of death and torture in this list.
• Lazy: Allow your cat to kill the bunny, again beware of bunnies with large pointy teeth.

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