A Goon Squad Conversation

Goon1: What's up boss?
Goon2: We've been asked to kill someone.
Goon1: Aww, not again.
Goon2: But we can't just kill him.
Goon1: What? We can't kill him, why not?
Goon2: Because just killing him would be too Iron Warrior. We need to be more cunning than that.
Goon1: We do?
Goon2: Yes we do. We can't just be like Enginews who would get drunk and then kill him. We have to figure how to go above and beyond.
Goon1: How are we going to do that. What would Imprint do? Assassinate his character?
Goon2: Probably just distribute on him, the weight of the issue would do the dirty work for them. Hell, they could do it with just their leftover issues.
Goon1: Oh, I see. What about Dark Matter?
Goon2: Ya, they'd do a pretty good job killing the guy, but there's a deadline involved in this.
Goon1: uwstudent.org?
Goon2: I think Ryan's busy enough without having to do the hit himself.
Goon1: Hmm, I guess your right. What about the Gazette?
Goon2: The Gazette? Just kill him, but no one would notice. Now the Chevron, they would have killed him military style.
Goon1: The Chevron?
Goon2: It was before Imprint's time. But for us, being the oldest around here we have to show our superior talents. We have find out who he loves. We have to make him want to kill himself.
Goon1: That sound terrible sir.
Goon2: Of course it does, when some one asks up to kill some one, they expect the extra touch. Now you go and find out more about him, I will place weapons around his home.
Goon1: Ok.

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