mastHEAD

Mystery Science Soul Theatre 3000 BC

What if you were a Galactic Emperor that has a major case of population mismanagement? Obviously you'd send them to Earth and place them around volcanoes and set of nuclear Weapons. Unfortunately it is never so easy that nuclear weapon would solve all of your problems. No you need to catch all the souls and place them in theatres to soul-wash them into ... into ... writing us articles. Thanks Xenu. I bet the cover makes more sense now. Also apologies to Scientology, we know we are suppose to pay to get access to this knowledge, at least that is what the anti-propaganda-propaganda said. The cheque is in the mail.

And another thing. What is with the lack of profQUOTES? With out the lack of articles submitted to the BLACK BOX I would have had almost nothing to do, and then my brain might have started working, and that can never be a good thing.

Here is our tight-knit production team and their answer to our most excellent mastHEAD question: what is red that you put on your toast? Raymond (a stop sign), Jason (V8 juice), Lino (the waitress), Ian (placenta), Angela (blueberries), Pounder (19), Krease (peanut butter & jam hot dogs). If you would like to join our team and get free food you can join us in 9 days in the MathSoc office at 6:30, same lab time, same lab channel.

Thanks to the Soft Pretzel Bakery for the snacks and to Campu ... no, we didn't have pizza, we went to Mel's. That was a close one. Should we thank Mel's? No, that would be too respectful. Well, thanks anyway. ("It's not a problem," says the waitress) Also, thanks to Emerald, Meagan, and Soo who left before the mastHEAD question went around. And to Graphic Services, who we just didn't send the mastHEAD question to. And to Linda (we're so glad she sent us 14 gridWORDs on the weekend).

Bradley T Smith (strawberry ice cream)
Albert O'Connor (Clowns)