Oh, it's that time of year again! It's the time we all dress up as witches, ghosts and goblins to remind the aesthetically challenged that they're not as ugly as they think. I speak of course of Hallowe'en.
However, you may cry from the depths of despair, lamenting your lack of ideas for a costume. Well, fear not, my socially introverted friend, the solution to your troubles lies just over the horizon. For you see, not only will you adorn the most original costume, mockers from far and wide will suspect your arithmetic affiliation without a second thought. Therefore, below is a short list of costumes that will make people shout: "I can't believe you're wearing that."
Please use this information wisely and remember:
As with all privileged knowledge, guard it with unfaltering vigilance. May the computationally accosted never corrupt the simple beauty of a Mathie wearing dignity on one sleeve and attempting to calculate its value with the slide rule on the other.
Death to those who oppose the MATH,
Your raving outpatient