Party in Your Pants

Deductive reasoning, or sheer stupidity?

In the last issue of mathNEWS, a colleague known as "The Champ" attempted to do some aggressive recruiting. Unbeknownst to him, at the Production Night two weeks ago, Imprint was to be distributed that Friday with an insert from the Church of Scientology.

My reasoning on this phenomenon:

• The Church of Scientology is a cult.
• The Champ predicted aggressive recruiting last issue.
• The Champ is a prophet.
• We should all join The Champ's cult instead.

I asked The Champ about the Scientology inserts, and he said, "All I know is that if it's organized, and you have to pay money, it can't be any damn good." [Like UW? — Simon]

There you have it folks, words from a true cult icon.

Aaron Klotz