My Prof's better than your Prof

My Prof's better than your Prof
My Prof's better than yours
He marks easier
I'm still failing
My Prof's better than yours

My Prof's nicer than your Prof
My Prof's nicer than yours
My Prof's nicer
Until he reads profQUOTES
My Prof's nicer than yours

My Prof's smarter than your Prof
My Prof's smarter than yours
He writes neater
I'm still sleeping
My Prof's smarter than yours

My Prof's louder than your Prof
My Prof's louder than yours
My Prof's louder
Still doesn't make sense
My Prof's louder than yours

My Prof's faster than your Prof
My Prof's faster than yours
My Prof's faster
Wish class was over
My Prof's faster than yours

My proof's stronger than your proof
My proof's stronger than yours
My proof's one page
It's a special case
My proof's stronger than yours

My code's cleaner than your code
My code's cleaner than yours
My code's cleaner
Still won't compile
My code's cleaner than yours

My major's better than your major
My major's better than yours
My major's CS
I'm in sixth year
My major's better than yours

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