THE FEMALE FROSH PERSPECTIVE!

Chapter 1:
Theorem 1.1.1

• Long hair looks good if and only if you are a girl.

Theorem 1.1.2

• Suppose there is a girl for which there exists a guy with facial hair, then guy ? girl = 0. guy ? girl > 0 if and only if guy = shaven.

Theorem 1.2

• Let guy and girl be mathies and girl, guy ? CS 133. Even though girl ? CS 133 and likes guy ? multilingual, it does not mean girl enjoys JAVA. Therefore, do not pick up in JAVA, it is NOT the preferred language.

Theorem 1.3

• If guy, girl ? MC then GCF(guy, girl) = pink tie.
  If guy, girl ? club/pub then GCF(guy, girl) ? pink tie.
  Therefore, the pink tie does not pick up.

Theorem 1.4.1

• Let guy, girl ? MC. If guy ? shower then guy ? girl = 0.

Theorem 1.4.2

• Let guy, girl ? MC. If guy ? good oral hygiene then guy ? girl = 0.

Corollary 1.4.3

• Since Theorem 1.4.1 and Theorem 1.4.2 are true, it is concluded that hygiene in general = EXCELLENT!

frosh one and frosh two!