In this issue:

• Front Page

22Pages

• WARNING:
• Hockey Dad seeking $300,000 from Hockey Association
• Student Seeking Damages from Ontario University
• Stage Used As Urinal
• The Edgie Issues
• Area Association for Apathy
• Stats Sextuplets Strike
• The Manly Men can use the ACCESS Dating System
• A Huge Leap Toward "Tear-Free Onions"
• Environmental Opinions
• Operations Research Needs more Respect
• Aliens Destroy Pretzels
• Mafia goes back to Gino's
• Ninja Squirrels
• What really happened to the Pretzel Place?
• MathSoc Vows To Proceed Unilaterally With Assault On Iraq
• How Can Alumni Serve Us Best?
• 22 Pages Goes After a Big Story
• This Lecture Sucks!
• Oh, Dearie!
• The Truth and Nothing But
• Also in the News

Information

• Important Dates for November 15 - 29, 2002 from CECS
• mathNEWS Scoops Gazette
• Math Profs, Good Profs
• Graph Drawing: An Overview
• ISSN 0705--0410
• lookAHEAD
• PMC Talks Galore!

MathSoc Space

• Charity Ball
• Capsulized Syntax Cacti
• MathSoc General Meeting
• Frosh Get The Party Started In Pink!
• VPAS Scrambles

Opinions and Comments

• A Letter & A Reponse
• No Apology Necessary
• In Response
• Math Food
• Too Bored at Production Night
• DDR in Math
• mathNEWS mailBAG
• mastHEAD
• If You Think This is a Correction
• Harry Plotter and the Davis Center
• Self-Referential
• Snuggles Sez
• Temptation

Humour

• THE FEMALE FROSH PERSPECTIVE!
• Important Question Answered
• profQUOTES
• So You've Decided to Make a Dessert
• Top X things to do with squirrels.
• ATTN ALL MALE MASSEURS

Games and Puzzles

• Solution to Issue 4's GridWord
• gridCOMMENTS
• Grid Clues
• mathNEWSquiz #5
• Super Easy Quiz!