So, I'm sure you all know how manly you are. You don't need any dating service. But what better way to how manly you are than having all the women choose you over every other guy out there? And truly for anyone to show how good their junk really is, there is the ACCESS dating system. This system puts most guys with inactive testicles to tears. You've got to fight your way through many, many levels, AND FOR WHAT? So some broad can see your ugly face and some tiny paragraph that doesn't nearly show her how manly you really are? But, you know, by the time she has gone through many, many levels of menus and finds you, the perfect match, she will know just how manly you are.
So, I don't know how well you will survive the ACCESS dating system, but I've never met a woman who has complained after finding me on there.