mastHEAD

Me so hungy!

So my bit of the mastHEAD is going to be really short cause I didn't sleep last night and am very hungy as the subheading indicates. Hungy + sleepy = grumpy and grumpy means no creativity to do this. Hmm ... that equation looks like an odd dwarf reproductive track. I'm betting not many people were aware of Hungy the 8^th dwarf. He died shortly after giving birth to grumpy. Did I mention Hungy + Sleepy also = Dopey? Cause I'm definetely feeling Dopey right now. So Dopey is older than Grumpy for anyone keeping score.

Oh yeah, I keep wondering if this issue will have 22 pages or not. Huh, I'm guessing we'll be around 16 pages... maybe 18.

So if you've been following the ongoing saga of the mastHEAD you're well aware that I'm in Alberta and have no idea what the mastHEAD question is but that through the magic of other people I also know that the question was: "What will you leave the University of Waterloo in your will?" and that people answered it as follows: Jim Morrison (My chest hair.), Krease (Leftover Kraft Dinner.), Snuggles (My OSAP loan), Ian "e" MacDonald (A giant hole in the ground.), Ian MacKinnon (my glasses, to CECS), Jason "Screamer" Lau (My bouncy tounge), Diana Chisholm (My "sample space"), Ling Guo (My "advanced math-induced mad ninja skills"), Sherezade (Anna-Nicole Smith), Aaron Klotz (Toenail Clippings), Lino (My "meat"), Pht Albert O'Connor (My "endowment"), and Simon L'Avier (My "crabs").

Odd how I both know and don't know the question and answers, eh? I think that's definetly quantum.

Of course no mastHEAD would be complete with out thanking all the wonderful organization who help making mathNEWS happen. Like Farah's and Campus Pizza for the grub we use to keep our productionist happy. As well much thanks to Graphics and the amazing things scottish ladies can do. We should also give a couple last shout-outs to The Globe and Mail from whom we stole many articles, and, of course, This Hour Has 22 Minutes: Our inspiration and plagiaree (we know, we're plagiarists/plagiarizers).

Louis Mastorakos (Rocky Mountain Outlook)