Self-Referential

So dwarfish reductionism aside, has anyone really thought that Doc belonged with the rest of the dwarfs? He should have been called Medy or something. I suspect a CIA plant.

There are no plants in my apartment. I think maybe it would liven up the place. Either that or die a horrible death due to neglect.

I just noticed that the article at http://www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/Issues/mn9003/morehaikus.php isn't actually in the print copy of mathNEWS. Oooooooooh! Rare collector's item!

I think people should try to collect every single printing of really popular books. Like say Stephen King's The Shining. That thing's probably on like it's 80^th printing at this point. Is there anybody out there that has a bookshelf filled with 80 near identical copies of the Shining?

I wonder if Graphics Services would charge us the same price if we had blank pages in this issue, so as to pad it out to the requisite 22 pages. I would guess so.

I realized today that my office here is old. Most other places I've worked, if someone was as old as some of my co-workers then they were in management and a lot of the staff was young. Here the closet person to me in age is 5 years older.

MacLean's is out. We cleaned up again. Whoop-tee-doo!

I need bacon. STAT!

Oooooh! One advantage of living in Alberta — Rememberance Day is a statutory holiday! Woot! Long weekend! Woot!

I like saying words like "woot" cause that's what the kids on the Internet are saying and I'm getting old and want to remain relevant and hip.

Waldo
Woot indeed!