mathNEWS Issue 90.6: Friday, November 29, 2002

Secondhand Stogies

Episode II: Attack of the Assclowns

I love buying groceries at stores with organic aisles. Whenever the store is busy, I always know that if I am in the back of the store, and need to weasel my way to the front, I can push my cart o' genetically-modified goodies through the deserted organic aisles to get there. How do you like those (genetically modified) apples?

Clinton took the whole "Head of State" idea a little too far

I don't know why I enjoy taking shots at Clinton. I actually sort of like ol' Tubby. I guess he's just more enjoyable to make fun of than Dubya. After all, there's only so many ways to say, "moron," as Uncle Jean's aide put it (Hey, she said it, not me).

Star Trek Nemesis

A confession: I love Star Trek: The Next Generation. It is one of my all-time favourite TV shows. I don't know if it's because I share a birthday with Captain Picard, or if it's because I can't control my excitement during saucer separation. I already own a substantial portion of the TNG DVD collection, and I hope to have it completed by the new year. All I know is that it's awesome, and if I didn't have an exam the night of the premiere of Star Trek Nemesis, I would be waiting in line all day in a Starfleet uniform. Well, maybe not. I don't want to get beat up again, like that incident at the Insurrection premiere. *Ahem* Anyway, I expect to see you all there, Friday, December 13, to show your support for the crew of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E.

Good luck on exams, watch Star Trek, watch Lord of the Rings, watch Star Trek, and have a great holiday. See you in 2003!

Aaron Klotz
Watch Star Trek Nemesis.

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