An Angry Letter

Hello Dean,

You're a stupid head! You run this faculty all high and mighty, but you don't remember how to integrate! I am calling you out for a little friendly wager: I bet I can write a lot nicer than you. I think my grammmer is more better than you know. Please accept this challenge by mailing me one (1) BMath degree. I will not tell and get you in trouble because you stink and I hate doing sports.

Thank you vary much,
Math Student.

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