So You've Decided to ... Live

This week I had too few ideas for all my "So You've Decided to..." headings so I decided to combine them into an all encompassing Live title that may or may not be a list of good ideas and bad ideas for life. I hope you learn something, or not.

• Sleep is good. In large quantities.
• Alarm clocks are good. Girlfriends are more effective.
• Senses of humour do not come guaranteed with the purchase of a body.
• When angry about something, make sure you understand it fully.
• When understanding fully, don't get angry.
• Moo is a valid answer.
• Irrational hurt is still hurt. Fix it, or be a jerk.
• Never chain someone down. unless...
• Don't leave assignments to the last minute.
• Play at Weaver's.
• Just because you have freedom doesn't mean you should use it fully.
• You will get stuck with a job you hate. The key is to like the other people around you.
• Always trust the devil. Only he can teach you how to have fun and get out of trouble properly.

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