DAMMIT I LOST!!!

or Why I don't play The Game

I recently learned about something called The Game. It is simple really. You are constantly winning. Always winning in fact, until you think about The Game. At this point you lose. This fact must be stated. You never stop playing the game for once you stop thinking about the game, you are yet again winning.

While The Game seems amusing for a while, when all your friends are in The Game it can eat away at your sanity. All it takes is one person to lose and then everyone in earshot loses too. A chain of "Dammit, I lost"'s will travel through the room. It can get to the point where every other statement made will be "Dammit, I lost."

I only have one thing to say to everyone who is now or already was playing The Game:
"DAMMIT, you ALL lose!"

Gray956

P.S. I spitted... spited... brought spite upon you all. You know who you are... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!