Starting a war on a weekend is breach of international law, regardless
of UN approval.
Xbox owning countries may only invade non-Xbox owning countries if they
bring enough for everyone.
If you're captured by the enemy, you can still use the phone to vote for
American Idol.
If your country is financing another country's war via large trade
deficits, and you condemn it, your country is required to buy the booze
for the next UN kegger.
It is an atrocity punishable by life imprisonment to use chemical
weapons. It is an atrocity punishable by 'sacking' to use the smell from
the Comfy Lounge as a weapon.
It is prefectly legal to start a war if the leader of the opposing
country is talking smack about your woman.
If a spy is caught in another country before he/she actually does
anything evil, they have to wear a dunce cap all the way back to their own
country.
It is not acceptable to humiliate prisoners. However, if they
voluntarily streak through the prison draped in your country's flag, you have to let them go, no questions asked.
If your start a war, then get kicked out of office in the next election,
every citizen in the country you just invaded is entitled to spank you
once.
When oil fields are being divided up among allied countries, the first
one to call 'shotgun' gets first pick.