Culprit Found in Women's Washroom

Over the past few months, the women's washroom has been an atrocity of spoiled toilet paper, waterlogged (or otherwise) floors, and toilet seats left up.

After hunting for two terms, campus police were finally able to catch the culprit with the help of an unsuspecting female student. The culprit, whose name is being withheld for our sanity, thought that he could beat the male-female ratio in Math by posing as a woman. The student, aliased "Jeannine", frequented the women's washrooms in the hopes of picking up.

When asked about whether or not he considered that straight girls would be looking for a male, he shrugged and said, "She'll know when she sees me play Titan. Rawrrrr!"

The women in Math thank campus police for their efforts and ask that anyone who follow suit please at least leave the seats down.

Bitter Hag