In this issue:
• mastHEAD
• ISSN 0705--0410
• lookAHEAD
• David Yach
• Midnight Capture the Flag - June 20th
• MEF UPDATE
• Students: free trip to USENIX Security Symposium!
• Act Sci Club Election Stories
• CSC FLASH
• Yakko Warner Sings the Orientation 2004 Team Names
• Pres Says
• VPA Says
• The VPAS Needs Sleep
• VP(f) seyz
• How to Defend A City Under Siege
• So You've Decided to Start an Empire
• Review of Troy
• The Siege of Troy
• Top 8 Misheard troyQUOTES
• Top Ten Things to do with a Trojan Horse
• troyQUOTES
• Effective Siege Techniques
• Random Sayings of an Artsie
• ASCII ART
• Beautiful People I
• Placid Interference
• Culprit Found in Women's Washroom
• mathNEWS mailBAG
• Grrraaarrrggghhhh.
• Filler Article #3
• The Comfort Zone
• Hockey
• Horrorscopes
• Top Ten Reasons Why The Trojan Horse was Succesful
• What if that Goal Counted?
• Snuggles Sez
• Some Tongue Twisters
• WORLD'S FATETST RPG!
• Alternative Energy
• Troy, the Movie
• Quotes from the CSC
• Elderly Woman Sues Iron Chef America
• Maximus Modulus
• profQUOTES
• How to stay single in the Math Faculty
• Flames (Win / Lose) Stanley Cup Final
• gridCOMMENTS
• Conventional Clues
• Squiz #2 Answers
• Squiz winners
• Squiz #3
• mathNEWS BYOB #3