Apparently we have some kind of theme to this issue.. Apparently that theme is Troy. So, it's only logical that I write an article about how to start your very own empire to impersonate the successful trojan empire... ...
Yes. So, after my long absence from mathNEWS, I am making my triumphant return with *dundunduuuuun* yet another article that starts with a so you've decided to. Warning: I'm not feeling very funny.
On with the empirical list!
So, there you have it. Helpful hints to keep your budding new army and empire in check. Don't you find it strange that the famous Trojan horse symbolizes a broken condom? You've got some warriors inside.. And they bust out in the middle of the night and take over the castle..