Hockey

Today is the hockey game. That's right - THE hockey game. The one nobody cares about because Toronto is already out[Who CARES about Toronto...It's not like they're going to win a cup in the near future anyways — BeatleEd]. Anywho, here are some possible outcomes of todays games:

• Calgary 5, Tampa Bay 2
• Tampa Bay 2, Calgary 5
• Calgary 3, Tampa Bay 6/5
• Tampa Bay 16, Calgary 40
• Calgary 1, Tampa Bay 0
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 0 (it's still on! go watch!)
• Calgary Dennis, Tampa Bay Purple
• Tampa Bay 3, Calgary 2
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 1
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 2
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 3
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 4
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 5
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 6
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 7
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 8
• Calgary 0, Tampa Bay 9
• Calgary 1, Tampa Bay 9
• Calgary 1, Tampa Bay 8
• .....
• Calgary 2, Tampa Bay 1

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