mathNEWS Issue 97.2: Friday, February 4, 2005

Signs your co-op term lasted too long

  1. The extra large teas at the C&D look too small to get you through the morning, but the price is LAUGHABLE
  2. You get up before the sun thinking you have to commute but instead get to school 45 minutes early after your 15 minute walk
  3. 50 minute classes are a joke after sitting attentively for 2 hour meetings all last term
  4. You start every sentence (verbal or msn) with "msg <username>"
  5. You email people questions even if they are sitting in the next room [I do that now, and I wasn't employed last term — SheepNinEd]
  6. You have to eat at 12 noon or your entire day is thrown into chaos
  7. You wear a tie or heels to school
  8. Upon reaching for the door of the MC your initial thought is, "Crap! Did I forget my ID badge?"
  9. You can only work on assignments at school because you automatically veg evenings and weekends
  10. You have any urge to watch TV
  11. You get excited about reading mathNEWS every second Friday instead of "whenever the hell it's put online"
  12. You have to re-aquire the taste for Campus Pizza

Half-pint



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