Earlier this week, a second year CS student was found in the MathSOC Office lost and found. It has been now discovered that she had apparently fallen into the depths when looking for an umbrella in early October of last year. Also of note is that the student had not actually been reported missing during the four months she was trapped in the box.
"I thought she was on co-op term," said a close friend. "We all thought she was dead," added a random group of CS nerds.
In order to aviod such situations in the future, the MathSOC lost and found is to be emptied on Friday the 18th of February (two weeks from today). If you think you may have unclaimed belongins (or absent companions) in the box, you should come by MC 3038 to retrieve them before the contents are removed so that they may face the charges of abduction and forcible detainment of an undergrad. We are also asked to encourage CS students to get more friends, preferably ones that know where you are...
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