Six Signs You're Here for the Winter Term

1. You can skate to school, since this crazy city has never heard of salt [See the City of Waterloo By-law 82-12 if you're interested in why — StatsEd]
2. Your roommates hibernate more than usual.
3. Your guy friends are using use the "it's too cold" excuse to keep from showering.
4. You're a regular student and half your friends have disappeared.
5. No groggy realtime students.
6. Lino is wearing pants. Occasionally.

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