Welcome back to the mathNEWS archives! It's convenient that this is that last issue of the term, because I've also hit the end of Volume 22. Here's a summary of Issue #4 of W80.
Better watch what you say. Ever heard of libel?
Geoff the Pain
Yes, I've heard of it and if you keep making passes at me, I'm liable to kick your teeth in!
Girls never take me seriously. Is it my face, my clothes, what?
Are you McSerious? Do you mean, of all those people who work for you, nobody can do it?
Sex and drugs and downhill skis?
Sounds different. My place, Friday, 7:00 p.m.
'Twas quite late, by the watch on my wrist,
When our STATs prof chared in (some persist!):
Although panting and tired,
He quite calmly inquired:
"Any questions on what you have missed?"