Good Reasons To Not Kill Your Roommate
(No matter how tempting)
- You need help paying the rent.
- There won't be anyone to help you with dishes/cleaning.
- No more free tutor.
- No one to help pay for phone or internet.
- You won't have any company when your significant other isn't around.
- No more free answering machine.
Good Reasons To Kill Your Roommate
(No matter what anyone else says)
- Two (or three) words: illegal (overpriced) sublet.
- One less person making dishes.
- No one to disturb you while you are studying.
- No one else will tie up the phone or use up bandwidth.
- You and your significant other have the place to yourselves
every night you're both free.
- You won't have to take messages for anyone.
Half-pint, who doesn't really mean any threats by this...