Good Reasons To Not Kill Your Roommate

(No matter how tempting)

• You need help paying the rent.
• There won't be anyone to help you with dishes/cleaning.
• No more free tutor.
• No one to help pay for phone or internet.
• You won't have any company when your significant other isn't around.
• No more free answering machine.

Good Reasons To Kill Your Roommate

(No matter what anyone else says)

• Two (or three) words: illegal (overpriced) sublet.
• One less person making dishes.
• No one to disturb you while you are studying.
• No one else will tie up the phone or use up bandwidth.
• You and your significant other have the place to yourselves every night you're both free.
• You won't have to take messages for anyone.

Half-pint, who doesn't really mean any threats by this...