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Where the trees have cycles

It's that time of the term again. The end. And with that end comes the term's last issue of mathNEWS. By some freak occurrence, we had nearly double our normal production staff this issue, so it's extra big and extra good! That's right, it's gooder! And now, for a limited time only, there's an extra large helping of SoftEng writers, because frankly, we go everywhere in groups.

Confused as to why so many people came out, we asked our brain-slaves, "Why did you show up tonight?": Eric "inkEd" Logan [2B.5 CS/C&O] (Had nothing else to do), Peter "MoviesGuy" Lukow (FREE FOOD and rant space), Theresa "SuperTree" Kim [3A SoftEng] (Where... am I? Did gninnies bring me here?), Alex "Val" [2B CS] (It's better than sleep), Cass [3A English] (To get my artsie revenge), Andrew "Squee" Chan [3A SoftEng] (Writing about WoW is as close as I can get to playing it while on campus), Natalie "Math.random()" Owen (Class is overrated), Peiran Guo [3A SoftEng] (I'm allergic to Imprint), Diana Chisholm [4A ActSci] (For sweet, sweet candy), Stephen Snuggles Skrzydlo [BMath - CSIS] (For some special red pie), Joscelyn "GridMaster/WordMaster" Kleingeld (What? I left? But... without me, the BYOB would win!)

Lastly, the editors would like to thank our writers and proofreaders, because without you, we'd have a lot less work. Waiiit a minute...

Mark "Beatlemaniac" Toivanen (2^nd vacation/"I'm not dead")
Chris "SheepNine" MacGregor [3A SoftEng] (mathNEWS money isn't going to embezzle itself)
Emerald "StatsEd" Kushiner [3A Stats] (Me? I'm always here. I NEVER LEAVE!)