How to tell that it's just not your day

You board the Toronto subway, heading towards the coach terminal so that you can return to UW, and realize that you forgot your bus ticket.
After getting off the subway train, you call home so that somebody can get your ticket to you. While on the phone, being told to pick up the ticket where you first boarded, the train you want to board pulls up and stops. When you hang up and go to board it, it leaves without you.
Upon arriving back at the starting point, you have to wait half an hour for your ticket to arrive. While heading back down to the platform, the train you want leaves again.
After (finally!) arriving at the stop for the coach terminal, you run up to street level, and spot the bus making its way across Dundas, 400 meters away.
Once finding out that the next bus doesn't leave for one and a half hours, and feeling hungry, you walk to a nearby fast food joint. After taking your order, the person behind you orders almost the same thing, but gets served first.
Once you board the bus, it leaves half an hour late, officially screwing your plans to finish all your assignments before class.
After arriving in Kitchener, you run to catch the bus to the university, just missing it.
Finally arriving back at UW, you notice that you forgot most of your luggage back in Toronto.

Richard