Definitely did not forget to post this because of Canada Day …

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IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S

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Give a trans woman $50 today.

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Also make sure you guys are wearing your suncreen. I’ll know if you don’t. I’ll be very sad.

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no name sells yellow horses, doug ford really loves the universities, there’s a still slide between MC and DC, and no one ever graduates

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It’s full of angry students, fun facts, and a $2840 cocaine cure.

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UPDATE 3/13/26: gridWORD has been updated to not have last issue’s clues in it, thanks to everyone who brought this to our attention!

Welcome back to the age of 800-person biryani recipes, crashing out over stats, and of course: wii sports.

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Valentines, ghosts, and Olympians attending university? Goose stories, gacha statues, and vomiting until your eyes bleed? That’s right; it’s mathNEWS’ loveliest time of the year.

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UPDATE 2/15/26: Hey gridWORD fans! Unfortunately, this issue’s puzzle was improperly entered into the issue, making it unsolvable. Sorry! We’ll print a corrected version in the next issue if you prefer to do your gridWORDs physically, but in the meantime, here’s a PDF of the corrected version: mathNEWS-160-3-corrected-gridWORD

Ingredients enclosed:

• 1 cup unsettling tales
• 4 tbsp hockey yaoi
• 3 L soup, tacos, and sandwich optimization recipes
• One incredibly rotten watermelon
• Paper (marinated)

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