It’s full of angry students, fun facts, and a $2840 cocaine cure.
UPDATE 3/13/26: gridWORD has been updated to not have last issue’s clues in it, thanks to everyone who brought this to our attention!
Time is a goose circle…
Welcome back to the age of 800-person biryani recipes, crashing out over stats, and of course: wii sports.
Have the geese signed up for Aphrodite?
Valentines, ghosts, and Olympians attending university? Goose stories, gacha statues, and vomiting until your eyes bleed? That’s right; it’s mathNEWS’ loveliest time of the year.
UPDATE 2/15/26: Hey gridWORD fans! Unfortunately, this issue’s puzzle was improperly entered into the issue, making it unsolvable. Sorry! We’ll print a corrected version in the next issue if you prefer to do your gridWORDs physically, but in the meantime, here’s a PDF of the corrected version: mathNEWS-160-3-corrected-gridWORD
It’s soup season
Ingredients enclosed:
- 1 cup unsettling tales
- 4 tbsp hockey yaoi
- 3 L soup, tacos, and sandwich optimization recipes
- One incredibly rotten watermelon
- Paper (marinated)
The world is changing.
Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Icon North and Icon South? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers?
Wow I can’t Believe We’re Both Hardworking Math Students Who Are Going to Go Study for Finals
Evil and intimidating forty-eight-page mathNEWS issue:
Winter is upon us
sniffle sniffle sneeze. aheem aheem
AND AS SHE STEPPED INTO MC ON HALLOWEEN MORNING, THE STUDENT REALIZED…
THERE WAS NO mathNEWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What a Lovely Friday Morning Before Reading Week!
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The Fall Term Doth Enact Its Wrath
It’s time to read the NEWS of math.